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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #45 on: January 12, 2018, 08:33:30 pm »
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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #46 on: January 26, 2018, 02:33:23 am »
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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #47 on: February 02, 2018, 01:30:55 pm »
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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #48 on: February 02, 2018, 02:59:54 pm »
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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #49 on: February 06, 2018, 09:51:34 pm »
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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #50 on: February 06, 2018, 10:44:26 pm »
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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #51 on: February 07, 2018, 11:32:04 am »
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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #52 on: February 07, 2018, 12:33:34 pm »
"Friendly" fire.

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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #53 on: February 23, 2018, 03:26:15 pm »
Death by being stuck to a giant sticky mouseboard

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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #54 on: August 08, 2018, 09:36:54 pm »
Falling down a turbolift shaft.
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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #55 on: August 08, 2018, 09:41:58 pm »
Suggesting resistance isn't futile
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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #56 on: August 08, 2018, 09:47:29 pm »
Forgetting to bring a phaser on an away team
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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #57 on: August 08, 2018, 09:50:50 pm »
Forgetting to wear your magnetic lock boots while assigned to inspect the outer hall from the exterior of the ship

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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #58 on: August 09, 2018, 02:39:49 am »
Pressing the ‘do not press under any circumstances’ button.

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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #59 on: August 09, 2018, 03:00:46 pm »
Beaming down to or up from a planet when there's any kind of atmospheric interference.

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