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Offline Arrun Dihsar

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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #15 on: September 04, 2017, 06:29:01 pm »
Grabbed a live power cable.

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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #16 on: September 20, 2017, 11:56:05 pm »
Catch a preventable disease.

Also.... Dumb Ways to Die


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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #17 on: September 21, 2017, 12:45:34 am »
dried up
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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #18 on: September 21, 2017, 04:17:07 am »
Utters a grave insult to an alien species upon first contact, accidentally of course.

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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #19 on: October 03, 2017, 12:48:34 am »
Crashes the ship because Hawke took off his shirt.


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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #20 on: October 03, 2017, 01:01:08 am »
sliced into ribbons
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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #21 on: October 03, 2017, 11:20:15 pm »
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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #22 on: October 04, 2017, 01:31:57 pm »
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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #23 on: October 04, 2017, 01:56:32 pm »
Flying into a black hole to see if it goes anywhere.

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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #24 on: October 04, 2017, 02:11:29 pm »
Anything involving the word "Experimental"
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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #25 on: October 05, 2017, 05:33:34 pm »
Eats wild berries whilst exploring new planet.


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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #26 on: October 19, 2017, 04:05:22 pm »
Playing tag with a sehlat
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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #27 on: October 20, 2017, 10:50:33 pm »
Stabbing with hyposprays

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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #28 on: November 19, 2017, 02:47:44 am »
HALO jumps and doesn't pull his chute in time cause he's showing off.
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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #29 on: November 19, 2017, 03:09:06 am »
Octopus drags him down for a tasty snack

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