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Offline Kinley Garrison

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Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« on: September 02, 2017, 02:22:14 pm »
So... let's play a game....
I'll start by saying a way a redshirt can die, then the next person has to do another way to kill a redshirt that starts with the first letter of the last word  and so forth. This is Star Trek, so be as creative as you want, just no gore and over violence. :)

Example:
Falls off a Cliff
Catches Rigellian Pneumonia
Pokes a mysterious goo

You get the picture

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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #1 on: September 02, 2017, 04:05:54 pm »
Go on any mission with Kirk.
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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #2 on: September 02, 2017, 04:23:38 pm »
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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #3 on: September 02, 2017, 04:35:18 pm »
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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #4 on: September 02, 2017, 07:00:58 pm »
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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #5 on: September 02, 2017, 09:25:04 pm »
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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #6 on: September 02, 2017, 09:40:45 pm »
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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #7 on: September 02, 2017, 09:56:33 pm »
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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #8 on: September 02, 2017, 11:41:23 pm »
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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #9 on: September 03, 2017, 02:21:01 am »
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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #10 on: September 03, 2017, 10:05:39 am »
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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #11 on: September 03, 2017, 10:57:49 am »
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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #12 on: September 03, 2017, 12:37:49 pm »
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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #13 on: September 03, 2017, 05:35:09 pm »
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Re: Dumb ways for redshirts to die.
« Reply #14 on: September 03, 2017, 06:53:45 pm »
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