The Pun Board!

[Kinley Garrison]

So, this is a board dedicated to all the punderful bad puns out there. (The worse the pun, the better! )
(Remember to keep it clean)
I'll start.

So, what do you do with a sick chemist?
If you can't Helium, and you can't Curium, then you have to Barium.

(Yeah, you can tell that I only tell these jokes periodically. ) 

Who's next? Let the bad puns begin!

[William Waring]

Did you here about the fire at the circus?

It was in tents!

[T'Ra Jones]

So, "Le fromage" = Cheese and "Formidable" = fantastic, wonderful.

And here's a good German one (even if you don't speak German!): https://scontent-sjc2-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/s720x720/15822841_1645032542190106_1979167297410315705_n.jpg?oh=ca91dc763d61469c6a3cbb7ecbef5a95&oe=58DE8C36

[William Waring]

I must say, all these jokes are pretty puny

[Kinley Garrison]

Oh snap, the Pundemonium has begun.

[Kinley Garrison]

Ok, I can't resist

[Lennox Ainsley]

This is quite the punny thread

>.>

I'll see myself out now.

[Kinley Garrison]

Turquoise  is the best color ever. It's cyan-tifically proven.

[T'Ra Jones]

Four gentlemen are watching a performance, an Englishman, a Frenchman, a Spaniard, and a German. The performer asks them if they can see him all right, and they reply:

"Yes."
"Oui."
"SÁƒ­."
"Ja."

[Malcolm Adeyemi]

Why don't some couples go to the gym?

Because some relationships don't work out.

[Kinley Garrison]

[Malcolm Adeyemi]

Fashionable women in Indiana all wear designer Hoosiery.

[William Waring]

I was going to be a doctor but I didn't have the patience

[Malcolm Adeyemi]

Have you ever tried to eat a clock? It's very time consuming.

[James A. Hawke]

Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.