Things that never happened in Trek...

[Julia Rellek]

The object is to list things that was never portrayed in Trek but would have been hysterical or ironic if it had happened. I'll get us started...

Captain Picard walks up to a replicator and orders a Coke.

[Dylan Torngate]

Scotty gives a true repair time estimate in the TOS series

[Kirok]

Forgive me if this offends anyone, but the only thing that comes to mind is:

Data is seen sitting on a toilet (but no private parts are seen).

[Dylan Torngate]

But he'sFULLY FUNCTIONAL!!!!

Picard opts for the militaristic solution

[Kyle Briggs]

Kirk meets a woman whom he's known for years but never had sex with.

[Julia Rellek]

Ensign Kim's night watch passes by without event.

[Dylan Torngate]

Ensign Kim's night watch passes by without event.

Lieutenant Kim.

*walks away*

[Julia Rellek]

Lieutenant Kim.

*walks away*

I stand with you brother, in solidarity.

[Dylan Torngate]

Q isn't a pain in the ass

[Rayek trLhoell]

A TNG episode without Picard or some Enterprise crew doing the 'Picard maneuver' of straightening their shirt.

[Naira]

I'm bringing this topic back.

An angry group of people waiting on a turbolift (that was stopped so senior staff could have a nice long chat) and as a result they are all late to their shifts.

[Julia Rellek]

I'm bringing this topic back.

An angry group of people waiting on a turbolift (that was stopped so senior staff could have a nice long chat) and as a result they are all late to their shifts.

Im so glad you brought this back from the abyss!

Jadzia and Worf take a nice little trip and return without incident and their relationship is not challenged by the experience.

[Kyle Briggs]

Wesley gets his ass kicked

[Kalro Zolarim]

Odo is visited by a changeling, and feels no angst, despair, or divided loyalties, having fully settled into who he is, what he cares about, and what he believes in.

[Ozu Saya]

TOS Enterprise doesn't find a planet with an Earth-like culture.