Things That Never Happened on Trek

[Julia Rellek]

I did this once before and the list got pretty entertaining...

So let's here it... What never happened on trek?

1. Picard walks up to a replicator and orders a coke.

2. Did anyone ever go to the bathroom?

3. Harry Kim never got that promotion. #ensignforlife

[Don Damien Addams]

I did this once before and the list got pretty entertaining...

So let's here it... What never happened on trek?

1. Picard walks up to a replicator and orders a coke.

2. Did anyone ever go to the bathroom?

3. Harry Kim never got that promotion. #ensignforlife

Has anyone farted?

Oh. Can you imagine a scene with Data sitting in a meeting. And someone lets a fart out by accident. And everyone figure it out to pretend it never had happened. Then Data sits their sniffing the air. Sniffs once. Then sniffs second as he tilts his head. Then he sniffs toward the direction of the Captain. Riker spots it. Then he tries to hide a smile. Then everyone else seems to get it. Start to smile. Then Picard is like. "Data What are you doing?"

Data replies. "I smell some odor from you, sir?"

Then Picard has that look of dead pan look and sees the staff all smile. Then he place his hand on his forehead and sighs.

Then Troi says, "It happens."

[Rayek trLhoell]

The DATAPADD chargers had the wrong adaptor and couldn't be charged between missions.

[Orum N'Jeer]

"It's the space clap, Jim."

[Danjar-Torra Addams]

"It's the space clap, Jim."

HA!

Things that never happen on Trek...  but should.

[Nira Said]

1. Midgets (aside from the scaly little guy from the Abrams movies). Oh, there have been plenty of giants, but no midgets (giant actors, but no midget actors).

2. Christmas specials (like Doctor Who); the closest things possible were the two-parters merged in one (aside from the pilots and finales, there was "Way of the Warrior" and that one special two-parter in Voyager talking about Seven of Nine's backstory).

3. Sparing departing actors (re: Denise Crosby and Terry Farrell) from having their characters get the Game of Thrones treatment when they wanted to leave the series or have their characters reduced to secondary guest-star characters

[Rayek trLhoell]

Did gratuitous product advertising in the show. 

[ShranLahr ch'Verret]

I want to say an entirely all musical episode....  but since I haven't seen many Lower Decks... I'm uncertain if they've done that shtick yet. 

[Tanner Lachlyn]

I want to say an entirely all musical episode....  but since I haven't seen many Lower Decks... I'm uncertain if they've done that shtick yet.

And now it has been done!

[Rayek trLhoell]

And now it has been done!

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