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The Kirok Pie Joke
« on: May 03, 2013, 04:48:34 pm »
Alexander Wu had this joke on Skype. Days later its still making me laugh. It's a fun little poke at our new XO on the Gibson:

Me: "Good God, Kirok has Skype."
Wu: "To Whom it May Concern:

I like pie.

Sincerely,

Kirok."

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Re: The Kirok Pie Joke
« Reply #1 on: May 03, 2013, 04:53:04 pm »
Alexander Wu had this joke on Skype. Days later its still making me laugh. It's a fun little poke at our new XO on the Gibson:

Me: "Good God, Kirok has Skype."
Wu: "To Whom it May Concern:

I like pie.

Sincerely,

Kirok."


Luke,

It pleases me that you find humor in this.

Proceed!

Kirok

PS - I like pie too ;-)

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Re: The Kirok Pie Joke
« Reply #2 on: May 03, 2013, 04:57:24 pm »
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Re: The Kirok Pie Joke
« Reply #3 on: May 03, 2013, 04:59:58 pm »

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Re: The Kirok Pie Joke
« Reply #4 on: May 03, 2013, 05:02:29 pm »
Mr. Tully,

I believe the humor lies in the fact the Luke was attempting to immatate my writting style.

But as I understand it, immataion is the best for of flattery.

Correct, Luke?

Kirok ;-)

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Re: The Kirok Pie Joke
« Reply #5 on: May 03, 2013, 05:04:44 pm »
Mr. Tully,

I believe the humor lies in the fact the Luke was attempting to immatate my writting style.

But as I understand it, immataion is the best for of flattery.

Correct, Luke?

Kirok ;-)

Actually, Wu did the zinging...punish him

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Re: The Kirok Pie Joke
« Reply #6 on: May 03, 2013, 05:12:27 pm »
Actually, Wu did the zinging...punish him


Mr. Wu,

Please refer to the my above comments.

Sincerely,

Kirok

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Re: The Kirok Pie Joke
« Reply #7 on: May 03, 2013, 06:33:28 pm »
Actually, Wu did the zinging...punish him

Wow, way to throw me under the bus. -tosses down the gauntlet-


Mr. Wu,

Please refer to the my above comments.

Sincerely,

Kirok

Lol, well that was the first thought that popped into mind when I thought of something a Vulcan would think, but have too much self-respect to say it.

Plus, you'll be gratified to know that both JT and Luke tend to emulate your style in PMs too.

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Re: The Kirok Pie Joke
« Reply #8 on: May 03, 2013, 07:10:09 pm »
Wow, way to throw me under the bus. -tosses down the gauntlet-

Lol, well that was the first thought that popped into mind when I thought of something a Vulcan would think, but have too much self-respect to say it.

Plus, you'll be gratified to know that both JT and Luke tend to emulate your style in PMs too.


Hmmm.  I guess I need to keep a closer eye on JT and Luke ;-)

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Re: The Kirok Pie Joke
« Reply #9 on: May 10, 2013, 09:01:54 pm »
LOL

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Re: The Kirok Pie Joke
« Reply #10 on: May 10, 2013, 09:08:19 pm »
Hate to ruin the fun, but you do know the pies are poisoned, right?


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Re: The Kirok Pie Joke
« Reply #11 on: May 13, 2013, 12:15:41 am »
Hate to ruin the fun, but you do know the pies are poisoned, right?

"Dear T'Ra,

I thank you for your concern, but my Vulcan physiology protects me from -Gak!"

T'ra,

I am saddened to inform you that the warning to our friend, Kirok, came too late. However, you will be gladden to know that we intend on honouring his memory by invoking the 'Kirok Memo Format' to be set as standard throughout the Fleet.

Sincerely,

Alex
« Last Edit: May 13, 2013, 12:18:26 am by Alexander Wu »

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Re: The Kirok Pie Joke
« Reply #12 on: May 13, 2013, 06:50:59 am »
The Kirok pie mutiny is our third mission on the Mad Mel.

"Dear Captain,

I'm dreadfully sorry, but I'm going to have to whack you out over baked goods.

Sincerely,

Kirok"

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Re: The Kirok Pie Joke
« Reply #13 on: May 13, 2013, 11:53:38 am »
The Kirok pie mutiny is our third mission on the Mad Mel.

"Dear Captain,

I'm dreadfully sorry, but I'm going to have to whack you out over baked goods.

Sincerely,

Kirok"


All,

LOL, LOL, LOL!

Sincerely,

Kirok

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