Hello, this is your Crogtech Standard Protocol Response reply in request to have <insert character name here> join <insert forum name here>. This roleplayer exhibits <qualities> that I am sure you will <like/learn to like/learn to ignore/attempt to rectify/eventually tolerate>.
In all seriousness, crog from discord finally chose a character name that he only a little bit hates. May I have an application thread, please?