Slap the person above you

[Jon Tulley]

*slap*

You sunk my battleship.

[Archangel Koris]

*slap*

Because you have a face that needs slapping.

[Jon Tulley]

*slap*

Is jealous of my face.

[Archangel Koris]

*slap*

Lies

[Michael Ferdinand]

*Slap* She doesn't even go here.

[Canora ann Daggarscrech]

*SLAP* Just 'cauze

[Michael Ferdinand]

*SLAP* For trying to steal my non-existant boyfriend.

[Canora ann Daggarscrech]

*SLAP* Seriously? wtf.

[Michael Ferdinand]

*Slap* For not knowing what I was talking about.

[Canora ann Daggarscrech]

^^^FOR NOT WOULD BOTHER TRY TO SEEM TO MAKE LOOK MORE LIKE

[Michael Ferdinand]

*SLAP* FOR NOT MAKING ANY GOD DAMNED SENSE.

[Canora ann Daggarscrech]

*Slap* for sneaking up on me and yelling BLARGH when I was drunk, wausing me to throw up.

[Safefta Pardek]

*slap* for being contradictory.

[Canora ann Daggarscrech]

^^^ *Slap* For sense maketh not thy mind, and being steadfast in thy ways may well beith against thy interests. you have much to learn, grasshopper.

[Safefta Pardek]

*slap* It is not wise to call one a grasshopper when you do nothing to aid their learning.