He is... Ted Starbase.

[Dylan Torngate]

What makes Him Ted Starbase? This started out on the skype group, and now it's here! Why? Because he is... Ted Starbase!

Examples include:

He once satisfied Lwaxana Troi's sex drive.  He is...Ted Starbase.

If for some incredible space-time paradox Ted Starbae fought himself....he's win. Period

The kobayashi isn't a computer simulation- you play against him. And lose. He is...Ted Starbase.

He once changed all the commanding officers without reshuffling....he is Ted Starbase

He does not need writers...he writes himself....he is Ted Starbase

He once made Enrique shut up for a day....he is Ted Starbase

He once made the Q humble ....he is Ted Starbase

He made time jumps make sense... He is...Ted Starbase

He once convinced Klingons that they should be diplomatic and gentle....he is Ted Starbase

He once made the entire Vulcan High Command cry in joy....he is Ted Starbase

[Constance Lafayette]

He is what the whale probe was actually looking for. He is... Ted Starbase.

He knows where the bathrooms are. He is... Ted Starbase

He has a pet. It's name is V'ger. He is... Ted Starbase

[Gabriel Arthur]

WHAT A GREAT IDEA, DYLAN.

[Dylan Torngate]

WHAT A GREAT IDEA, DYLAN.

Hey, I'll be honest. You and Enrique started it (Savar threw in his wrench) and I got selected to make the thread

[Constance Lafayette]

He's not attracted to Orion Slave Women. They are attracted to him. He is... Ted Starbase.

The borg once adapted to his firsts. So he kicked them all to death. He is... Ted Starbase.

He's the only thing that breeds more frequently than a tribble. He is... Ted Starbase.

He once resisted the borg. He is... Ted Starbase.

[Steve Marshall]

Ok now I understand this...

[Malcolm Adeyemi]

The sound of his snores once made a Vulcan philosopher take off his clothes and do the cha-cha-cha. He is...Ted Starbase.

[T'Prina]

His singing voice is akin to the choirs of heaven and can bring the dead back to life, yet he only sings karaoke. He is... Ted Starbase.

[Constance Lafayette]

He once got a Ferengi to give him a discount. And they thanked him for the honor. He is... Ted Starbase.

[Malcolm Adeyemi]

He once seduced Commander Riker. He is...Ted Starbase.

[Constance Lafayette]

He convinced Picard there weren't 4 lights. He is... Ted Starbase.

[Malcolm Adeyemi]

He once read Counselor Troi's mind and saved Dr. Crusher's life. He is...Ted Starbase.

[Steve Marshall]

Hey gave Q a nose bleed because he is Starbase Ted

[Malcolm Adeyemi]

He once replicated an Earl Grey tea that was so hot Picard could not drink it. He is...Ted Starbase.

[William Waring]

He stopped Jason Bourne. He is... Ted Starbase